he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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