whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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