So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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