Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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