Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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