Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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