Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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