I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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