Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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