You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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