he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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