you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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