That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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