the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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