I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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