I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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