What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Shame is for Republicans.
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