I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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