he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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