I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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