I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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