My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize