Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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