ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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