Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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