sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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