but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize