wat bout pragnant strippers??
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Randomize