yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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