love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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