i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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