Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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