ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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