All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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