Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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