Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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