I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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