im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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