is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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