I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
