I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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