we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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