If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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