Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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