You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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