Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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