super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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