sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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