i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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