Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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