Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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