I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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