Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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