Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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