Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.