Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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