Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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I need to sanitize my soul.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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