he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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