puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
